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Inform, educate, entertain

Develop, repurpose, revive

we're in a creative partnership

we're in the regeneration business

we're about the greater good 

private and public, together


Restore, leverage, optimise

we re-imagine space, we're

space re-imaginers, imagine

that there's space and we

will charge accordingly


Streamline, shelter, home

imagine the mess if we weren't here

we tidy away

we're insourcing misery

nice and neat, all in the one spot


Stack, invoice, count

it's a large, reliable income stream

a self-fulfilling failure node

no, wait, that's not one of ours

a contemporary housing solution


Extort, traffic, ignore

all human life is here

(and some we're not so sure about

eh Richard?) but once the door

closes, you're on your own

 

Because as long as you're willing to pay

we're willing to charge

it's a public service, really

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