Things you can do at threat level three

It's threat level three!
It's threat level three!
Hang out the flags
It's threat level three!

And now, as this isle
of wonder unfurls itself
before us we can do
so much more than we could

before, at threat level four
when all was grimness
and woe for at threat level
three, well, we're as good

as scot-free. So visit opticians,
paint your plane blue
buy a new bird-bath
smile behind perspex

start a small business
sell soup to the needy
pave over your garden
get a divorce

it's a world of
possibility, at threat level
three, your oyster or
bivalve of your

choice, yes, it's all about choice
at threat level three
for, you see, it's time
to shop, if I may

be serious. It's quite
important that
you do, and recognise
the great job we've done

and ignore, if you
please
the pile of corpses
that relic of threat

levels five, and four
before, well, we'll let that lie
there'll be no more
at threat level three

you'll see