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Leaves, sure, why not


The sight of leaves piled up inside the kitchen door

They’re a thing, I suppose, possibly something you

Could hang some recollection off but

If you’re of a slightly different cast of mind today



You’d say they’re leaves.  Lots of them, a

Fucking nuisance, to be frank, but you’ve

Got to keep the door open, always, not

To make some trite point but because



The fans don’t work if you don’t

That’s how extractors work, they

Pull air in, up, and though, and out

And if you shut the door the air



Well, I don’t rightly now, gets sucked

out of the room, maybe, all the words you mutter

to yourself as you step from stove to bench

to fridge, pulled up and out



into the sky, which is dark, but not

because there’ s any point to any of this.

It’s dark because it’s November

And it’s nine in the evening and



Here you are, searing off another

Steak, someone else’s evening as

The air is sucked through the door

And up, and out and the leaves



Collect, in a pile, by the door

And some poor fucker’s going to have to sweep that up

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