The Three Musketeers

An abhorrent culture to choose
A nickname from, the decadence
Of seventeenth century France
Transposed to the takeaways
Of the midlands
The corruption of cardinals
In Selly Oak
Flashing rapiers on the streets
Of Sparkhill, derring-do
In Stoke

One of them
no stranger to takeaway
(we'll call him Athos)
Scratched "kafir" on
A machete, a maimer's
Weapon, not fit for duelling

In his time, by the by
The mixed race Dumas had
To deal with racism
'you see sir, my family
Begins where yours ends'

So if you needed any further proof
That fascists don't do irony
This should do

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